side effects

Warning: Before entering this area, understand that there is a possibility of contracting P.B.D.E. (Prolonged Boring Document Exposure). Continuous activity in this environment may increase your risk of developing certain conditions, such as S.O.D. (Severe Ocular Dehydration) , A.W.A. (Acute Wardrobe Atrophy) and S.H.I.T. (Sudden Head Impact Tendency), the most dangerous of these afflictions, in which the subject suffers from repeated placement of the forehead against hard surfaces with increasing force. Proceed with extreme caution.