film at 11

What's happening in the world today? Let's see, there's the ever-growing war in the middle east, hurricanes approaching the gulf coast, problems with social security and health care, various important bills before congress, hell - global warming if you want to beat a severely maimed horse. So what's the lead story being on advertised on Fox for tonight's news at 9?

"Why is Stuff So Hard to Open?"

How Packaging Can Injure Your Family

I quit.