an excerpt

Joe: (to the waitress, who already informed us that she is not single and/or looking) Excuse me, have you met my friend Matt?

Waitress: Yes, I have.

J: He's a good looking guy, isn't he?

W: Yes, he's adorable.

J: He's a great guy. Obviously needs some help with the fashion sense. I mean, look at what he's wearing now.

Matt: Dude. You're one of the worst wingmans ever.

Joe: Way to pluralize, Matt.

Drunk girl nearby : Merman...MerMAN!


Oh, NU bar night. Also - oh, Zoolander.