everything but the...nope, that too

recent Craigslist postings under the "Free" section -
- Need dodgeballs (don't we all?)
- Baby Rats (nah, I get mine from the alley)
- Vampire artwork (nothing says class...)
- gray sink (no comment)
- fishtank cooler bed (if this is one item...sweet)
- Shedd Aquarium (I'll take it)
- old wood windows (privacy that glass just can't offer)