I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat

Many people see the event that is the Taste of Chicago as a good opportunity to advertise (aka "solicit"). While leaving the grounds yesterday I encountered a man distributing pamphlets about vegetarians eating meat, a woman trying to convince people that they needed a subscription to the Sun Times, and several Amish people handing out free CDs.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Amish.
CDs.

In other news, I think I'm going to create an "irony dance".