still the (piano) man

Billy Joel - You are awesome. I love you.

drunken, middle-aged, cackling, tone-deaf harpies in section 201/row 6 - It took the calming influence of my otherwise "take-no-shit" boyfriend to keep me from turning around and beating you to death with your own shoes. May you be eaten by rabid hyenas (which, remarkably, is what you sounded like).