All Hail the Bucket!

Welcome to the scenic seaside country of Hotlantistan. Please feel free to explore our many provinces, such as Vitamin City, with its glorious tradition of disposable contact lenses and bigotry; Southwest Northumbria, land of asparagus and one-way streets; and Northeast Kiraquistanamy, the province at war with everyone including itself. Watch us declare civil war on Tennessee, and be sure to catch one of the hourly launchings of tainted egg salad. Long live Hotlantistan - chill out, what the fuck, and shut up.