that's just sick

I'd like to be diagnosed with Organizational Disorder just so I can say that I have an oxymoronical problem.

Happy Turkey

Ah, Thanksgiving, a day when families gather to celebrate everything for which they are grateful, consume lots of good food, and scream "Gift me!!!" as they launch pennies at one another while wearing ridiculous hats that play music, making a complete mockery of an otherwise goodhearted game.

Or is that just my family?

At least this year we avoided Full-Contact Trivial Pursuit. It's all fun and games until you're the one who has to go in the pit.

I call Shenanigans

"Take that pole like there's no tomorrow."

unlikely

Despite my having a degree from a rather prestigious university and having lived in Oxford for six weeks, some people apparently feel I am unable to distinguish between England and Switzerland.

I will destroy you

Ah, I see. The surprisingly reasonable rent is directly related to the upstairs neighbors who repeatedly rearrange their furniture at 2:30 am on weeknights.

the world is upside down

I just heard the theme song to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air...with TWO EXTRA VERSES!!!

ho ho holy crap

Let us all celebrate the return of the most idiotic holiday product ever.
Oooh, stupid and expensive!

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=1-5/qid=1162922350/ref=sr_1_5/601-1606197-5540960?ie=UTF8&asin=B000BI3Y5O

damn gremlins

keep me away from missile launch sites