water buffalo

The following are a few "facts" gathered from last night's conversation between my father and uncle, dealing with the family house in Michigan.

- we have at least 675 towels, with racks for said towels attached to the floor

- benches will be put around the fire pit, at which point the neighbors will be invited to come by and burn off their leg hair

- the upper basement is considerably nicer than the lower basement, which still better than the garage basement

- a shade has been purchased for "that giant hole" in the purple bedroom

- Hugh Jackman is living beneath the garage