30 minutes of life that I'll never get back

It seems that these days all one has to do in order to get a television show on the air is to create a title that might attract viewers. I therefore present the following suggestions. Let the network offers come rolling in.

- Thongs Behaving Badly
- Celebrity Jailtime (aka Stars Behind Bars)
- Desperate Housecats
- The U.P.
- Trading Genders (because seriously, everything else has been covered)
- American Idle