this is gonna suck

"Arnie Pie in the sky with the morning commute. Traffic this morning is as bad as it gets. Due to a fire at the army testing lab a bunch of escaped, infected monkeys are roaming the expressway. Despite the swealtering heat, don't unroll your windows 'cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable."

Forget the triple six - 94 is now the official number of unconditional evil.