Coffee and Pie

Liz (looking at the young man passing the table): Hey, I know that kid.

Bob (having just noticed a new aroma in the restaurant): He smells like burning.

Liz: Yes, he does. (to young man) Hey, are you on fire?

YM: Liz? You used to date Eric, right?

Liz: Yeah, you're Adam's friend. But seriously, do you have something burning in your pants? I smell fire.

YM: Um, no. That's the kitchen.

Liz: Oh, ok. Well, nice to see you.