But Kermit has to be in Fresno by tomorrow!

My company will not allow the sending of muppets. This is unacceptable.

slow news day

Signs you are not posting to your blog as often as you once were -

1) The post at the top of the page is dated exactly one year after the post at the bottom of the page.

But why is the rum gone?

Ahoy! It's Talk Like a Pirate Day! A hearty "Yarrr" to ye all!

Internet Indeed

I just received an email that, according to my account, came from "Your Colon". Personally, I don't have any desire to communicate electronically (or really by any other means) with my colon. I don't want to meet the person who has such a desire. And in addition, how did my colon get email access? I don't recall Comcast offering that as part of their installation package.