on the plus side

I'd have kick-ass arm muscles from lots of kayaking...

Why isn't it meese?

More and more often these days I'm filled with the overwhelming desire to escape to the north country and start a new life selling fudge and wooden animal carvings to tourists. But then I'd have to start wearing those huge fur hats with the ear flaps that look like they're made out of whatever creature was most recently picked off the side of the highway. That wouldn't be a good look for me.