that's impressive

Yahoo main page headline -

Britney Spears Turns Herself Into Police

I didn't realize becoming an officer was so simple.

drawing a blank

Ok, I'm getting slightly annoyed by the fact that my blog cannot seem to fit my postings properly onto the page. Maybe if I just keep posting random things like this, it will eventually push the large image off of the page and straighten things out. Hmm...

Ok, who pooped in the file cabinet?

I think my work environment would be greatly improved by the addition of a file monkey. He would wear a monocle and a small hat. His name would be Sir Thomas Livingston III.