I'd think the hooves would make things difficult...

(while vacationing in Upper Michigan)

Mom: I've never seen any deer driving through this part of the peninsula.

Me: I've never seen any deer driving, period.


Yup. I'm a smartass and proud of it.

Form of Steam

Dude. I want to meet awesome cartoon characters.

standing ovation

Well that's definitely something for which I'd never previously received applause...