oh the hu-manatee

threepiovertwo: ok, she's fine

threepiovertwo: she was sick and she fell asleep

WinnieE1: ok good

WinnieE1: well, not the sick part

WinnieE1: but good that she wasn't kidnapped by an overly intelligent group of manatees

WinnieE1: who wanted to test her underwater mathematics abilities

threepiovertwo: god, let us all pray it never comes to that

WinnieE1: I do every night

more than meets the eye

The fact that you are no longer eight years old should have no bearing on your enjoyment of the toys you had when you were eight years old.

take two

So...um...yeah. Inevitability is kinda fun.

<--------- Direction A --------->

I am now the proud owner of a Gee-Haw Whimmydiddle.

six degrees

Mike Mahler - Common Denominator

Level 3

Thou shalt not dismiss the glory of lime baseball.

information superhighway to the danger zone

I'll take Bad Ideas for $500, Alex.

not quite as catchy as the original

All I want for Christmas is properly vibrating vocal chords.

make it stop

Ok, I understand the desire to make your product stand out by creating commercials that are abstract, artistic, even odd. But the Playstation 3 ad featuring the baby doll is perhaps the scariest and most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Not only does it put an immediate stop to any desire I might have had to own a Playstation, it makes me want to destroy any system within a ten mile radius of my home.

eeny, meeny, miny...

Ok, rings and such can wait a bit. This is thoroughly amusing.

Easy Goin' Day

Follow That Bird is on TV right now. I am seriously so excited.