and the winner should have been...

Will Arnett

Tony Shaloub, you're fabulous, but it just doesn't get better than the chicken dance.

file-n-bile

Apparently horrible stenches occur in annual cycles. Time to water the closet again.

purge-ery

Sweet merciful crap, I'm tired.

Things I Never Thought Would Be Said To Me

~Part the Fourth~

"I'll meet you in the floating orb after the Trix bunny tells me where I can find the secrets of interplanetary existence."

Cures for a Case of the Mondays

Excerpt from today's menu for the corporate cafeteria -

Pizza: Triple Cheese and Special Mushroom

compromise

Ok, let's make a deal. I'll stop complaining about the fact that I STILL don't have a teleportation device if I am provided with sufficient funds to fly wherever I want, whenever I want. Really, is that so much to ask?

People Suck Day

Everybody celebrate! Throw a dog at your neighbor!

Tuesday is coming. Did you bring your coat?

Ah, the joy of remembering old inside jokes...or in the case of college, old internet videos.

technological pitfalls

I don't want a Chinese robot with bad fashion sense working in my hotel.

hahaha how does this haha work *hiccup*

lots of wine + a digital camera + good friends (one of whom is a costume designer) = HILARITY

problematic

I'm attracted to the challenge.