sigh of contentment and relief

There were minor fiascos, last-minute changes, appearance issues, late arrivals and a couple of emotional breakdowns. But then there was love, good tears, laughter, cheesecake...and by God there was dancing!!!

~Congratulations to Jason and Elizabeth Massatt ~

return of the Care Bears

Seriously. At this point all I can do is laugh.

evidence?

I just received a memo stating "Please find the enclosed cranium for inclusion into the Corporate Records Center." And I thought this job was dull.

brace yourself

This is really going to hurt.

turn and face the change

My life of late seems to be occurring in major phases that evolve around individual people. It is very intense and confusing and tends to make me cry...sometimes for happy reasons...sometimes not.

Things That Become Difficult When Your Hand is Taped

- typing
- playing the piano
- clapping
- high fives
- putting in contacts
- using doorknobs
- giving someone the finger

apparently I now live on Planet Spaceball

item : 1 bag of air

quantity : 2

total cost: $3,000.00

looming

almost over

amazing as always

Where oh where did three years go? I love you all.

Donald, you've got nothin' on me

In honor of....well...EVERYTHING that's happened recently and is happening this weekend, I made it a point to drive through a wall...or rather, another car. In other news, I love my friends more than can be measured. And the new CD is badass.

bubbles

For some reason the coffee counter downstairs has begun selling individual pieces of Bazooka gum. Today's fortune - What you think can't happen, can.

I know, I know

I apologize for the unbelievable dorkiness of the previous post, but it needed to be said. Sorry.

oops

Ha. It was somewhat amusing to see the look on Simon Cowell's face last night as he realized that his commentary on the previous evening had just cost him the chance of making any money off of this year's Idol champ (unless by some miracle it's Katharine). I feel another Ruben coming on.

OOFA!!!

Nope, still funny.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, time for another installment of...

~Fabulously Ridiculous IM Conversations~

WinnieE1: We could sneak into the guys' classes and kidnap them.
JasonBob7: yes
JasonBob7: and tie them up in the opera dome
JasonBob7: and make them sing to me
WinnieE1: sounds like a plan
WinnieE1: Can we find some way to involve a monkey?
WinnieE1: I don't know what we'd do with it, I just always wanted to play with a monkey.
JasonBob7: the monkey can torture the boys that don't accede to my demands
WinnieE1: ooh, monkey torture. that's a new one
JasonBob7: oh no, it's old. ages.
JasonBob7: i used to use monkey torture on my sister when she was five
WinnieE1: Where'd you get the monkey? Mail order?
WinnieE1: Zoo-napping?
JasonBob7: you know how you can buy packets of sea monkeys?
JasonBob7: i found one in a dollar store that said "torture monkeys"
JasonBob7: i was skeptical at first
JasonBob7: but if you feed them on a diet of bananas and spite, they turn out pretty useful
WinnieE1: Is that Bananas-n-Spite, as in a special torture monkey food product, or the two separate items?
JasonBob7: y'know, it WAS two separate products, but now that you mention it.....
JasonBob7: i sense a new breakfast cereal!!
WinnieE1: YES! Imagine the flavor possibilites. Apple Animosity, Berry Beligerance.....
JasonBob7: Grumpy Grape
WinnieE1: let us start production immediately

networking

Facebook has recently added the ability to invite people from work to join. Now everyone in the office can waste more time online. Yay!

every school in the US should have one

*shakes fist*

Can't things ever just work out?

stupid Smarch weather

Isn't it fun when April and May decide to switch places without telling anyone? Just to change it up a bit...keep you on your toes...