go ahead...make my day

Someone just asked me if I've been losing weight. I don't think I have, but that's completely beside the point.

playing doctor

What could possibly go wrong?

Rest in Pieces

Leigh's window...we hardly knew ye

Is that like Hooters?

I just found an add for an apartment that's conveniently "close to the bust station".

Mount Ripley Beginner Skiing Tips

- sometimes Green Circle actually means Black Diamond
- avoid getting stuck in the ski rack
- the actual act of skiing down the hill is by far the simplest part of the sport
- turning is also no problem
- standing still however is extremely difficult and should, like the ski racks, be avoided
- when using the T-bar lift, allowing it to catch you and your fellow rider behind the shins leads to impressively sychronized yet extremely unpleasant backwards somersaults
- NEVER use the T-bar lift (unless you have to...which you do)

cold, wet and pointy

Students of Northwestern -
Ever wondered what could be done to alleviate the pain of bitter Evanston winters and put some fun in those dreary months? Well the Michigan Tech University Huskies have it figured out. Spend your time hitting a ball back and forth with brooms covered in duct tape. Or, you know, make ice swords.

Aargh, you'll never steal me buried treasure...but I'll sell it to you for $99.95!

Why were there pirates trying to sell me jewelry in the pedway this morning?

shades of gray

The chai tea latte I purchased from Starbucks earlier today got rather cold while I was working, so I took it to the kitchen to pour it into a coffee mug and put it in the microwave. At this point I discovered that Starbucks chai tea lattes, previously hidden from view by the handy travel lids, are a rather unfortunate shade of gray. Should this deter me from drinking them? Perhaps. Does it? No.

Attack of the Cammonster!!!! Aaghhh!!!

check, please

Things are getting a little insane, even for my taste.

looking for PEZ in all the wrong places

Howard is in serious need of a refill.

technology (aka "magic")

Ok, the iPod can wait. I want an Eye Toy.

thwarted and the like

Yes, I realize that the link in the previous post no longer works. Alas, it was a fabulous advertisement on eBay for a kit to bring dead squirrels back to life. Said kit included an instruction booklet, a can of red bull and (supposedly) a dead squirrel.

"We love you [Rocky], we want you to live!!!"

I...uh....wow

here's to Darwin

Why, oh why must the ignorant publicize?