Guinness (no, not the beer)

Last night I sneezed eight times in the course of two minutes. This is a personal record which I hope never to break.

True or False?

http://people.msoe.edu/~taylor/humor/brain.htm

Thermadoo and Galindamir

I didn't realize how amusing it would be to watch LOTR with someone who isn't quite as much of an expert (aka geek) as me.

the backstabber in my office

I need to have a chat with the people in the risk prevention department about the type of file materials we allow around here. There's a law suit waiting to happen. Damn you, yellow cardboard divider thingy.

wheeeeee

Shoved into the vast and terrifying land of adults one inch at a time.

hey guess what

timing is an interesting thing

apparently the latest in idiotic trends

Hope your angel has a good grip.

t-shirt sayings I have recently come across and rather enjoy

~ I Can Kick Your Baby's Ass (on an infant shirt)
~ I stole this shirt from a homeless guy.
Why he had a shirt that says this, I'll never know.
~ I'm With This Arrow
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~ Acting my shoe size since 1986.
~ I Poke Badgers With Spoons

chai latte wisdom

"Having two older brothers is a healthy reminder that you're always closer to the bottom than you are to the top."
--Andy Roddick

pep rally? notsomuch

I went to high school in Ghettoland. It's like Neverland, except the lost boys have guns and illegitimate children.

didya ever know someone

Why is it that after every one of our conversations I feel the need to smack myself in the forehead?

HA

things like this are so necessary